[Scene: 7:00 a.m. Kids getting up. I’ve been up for an hour or more (maybe even a 6 mile run)]
Me: Good Morning! How’d you sleep?
Me: What can I make you for breakfast?
Me: How about some waffles or oatmeal? Maybe some cereal?
Me: I can make hard-boiled eggs? How about hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Me: (loudly) HEY!
Son: (looks up) What?
Me: Come on. I’m talking to you.
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Son: What do you have?
[Closing Scene: Frustrated 51 year old mom, now thinking it’s not too early to open a bottle of wine. It’s 7:05 a.m.]
Welcome to Wednesday everyone!!! Want to come over for breakfast? X0